moonkistprincess:

"i was born in the wrong generation" i say as i steal my grandkids hoverboards because fuck you i was promised these years ago

(via sucuulent)

pluhme:

Men use love to get sex.
Women use sex to get love.
I use coupons to get pizza.

(via per-les)

miamayb:

The mems

(Source: vuoleballare, via plantias)