was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
I write sins not five page research papers
if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die