teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

(via forever-human)

turntable-thoughts:

glittergooch:

I hate when black clothes are a slightly different black and don’t match

we joke but this is an actual thing

(Source: daddydom420, via badtexter)

unclefather:

me as a parent: *gives my kids this book*

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(via the-side-effect-of-dying)